Prompt!

So, anybody interested in writing me a Harry Potter/Leverage crossover? Where, instead of Harry being raised by the Dursleys he's adopted by Nate and Sophie and raised in the muggle world with thief eyes? It would also totally rock if it was an overview of all seven years of Hogwarts and the fight against Voldemort.
Either way I would make certain the author is well compensated in whatever gifts he or she shall choose.

Thanks,
Zee-Zee!